Telecom Giant Announces $500 'Always Out-of-Service Plan'; Dedicated Router is Just a 'Heavy Stone'
A new plan for the wealthy touted as an 'antidote to the over-connected world.' The provided 'disconnection-only device' is a 3kg solid granite block (ZEN-ROCK). Ironically, on launch day, subscribers flooded free Wi-Fi spots to brag on SNS about 'how comfortable being offline' is, crashing local networks in the process.