Railway Safety Expo: 'Full-Auto Responsibility Shift AI' Wins Grand Prize, Physical Brakes Rejected
An AI that distributes a statement claiming 'unauthorized action by field staff' within 0.1 seconds of detecting an accident to prevent stock price crashes won over derailment prevention devices. Judges remarked, 'Protecting executives' retirement funds is more reliable safety than protecting passengers' lives,' drawing tears of relief and a standing ovation from management in attendance.