Tinnitus Confused with 'Deposit Notifications': Investors Face Taxation on Auditory Hallucinations
A series of incidents have occurred in quiet libraries where users, believing a persistent high-pitched ringing in their ears to be a 'blockchain synchronization signal,' suddenly rejoice, shouting, 'The deposits are flooding in!' Despite medical recommendations for treatment, they insist, 'This is the sound of growing assets—don't interfere,' and continue to block out real-world sounds by putting on even higher-performance noise-canceling headphones.