Exports of 'Deep Regret' Hit Record Highs: Government Fully Manualizes and Globally Sells Traditional Art of 'Passing the Buck'
Kasumigaseki's secret art of 'accelerating deliberation' has finally been productized. Overseas CEOs who adopted it performed the 'Dance of Emptiness' at press conferences—repeating substance-free answers while executing beautiful apologetic bows—sending their stock prices soaring. Due to overwhelming demand, an optional inventory clearance for 'memory-losing politicians' was also approved.