A $1 Trillion AI Reveals the Ultimate Entertainment: Just 'A Morning Where a Fictional Tribe Silently Crushes Blue Potatoes'
A massive AI trained on all of Hollywood's data has generated what it calculated to be the most addictive program in human history. The content: a non-existent tribe silently grinding a mysterious blue potato with a stone for 30 minutes. Modern people exhausted by plot payoffs and excessive production wept at this 'overwhelming meaninglessness,' sending the streaming company's stock to the limit-up ceiling. The world is in a frenzy, insisting 'the stickiness of the potato is irresistible.'