Paranormal Shows Go Full Mosaic Due to Ghost 'No-Face' Policy. Vengeful Spirits Stripped of Self-Expression Flood Stations with Protest Faxes
Broadcasters have mandated mosaic blurring for all ghosts in paranormal footage, citing 'unconsented appearances' as a compliance violation. As a result, summer specials have turned into 'suspicious individual videos' featuring voice-modulated mosaic men perched on shoulders. Vengeful spirits, whose terrifying expressions were entirely cut, are furious, flooding stations with protest faxes complaining, 'And I went to all the trouble of cursing them!'