Vaccine Approved to Physically Delete 'Retirement Anxiety' from the Brain; Side Effects Include Mistaking Debt Notices for Love Letters
On the 25th, the government announced the approval and free provision of 'Nirvana Shot,' a gene therapy vaccine targeting only the 'fear center for the future' in the brain, as an alternative to the effectively bankrupt pension system. In clinical trials, many test subjects were moved to tears upon seeing a bank passbook with a zero balance, feeling 'infinite possibilities (space).' The procedure sacrifices logical thinking ability to achieve mental stability, drawing fierce opposition from the intellectual class — yet the reservation website was flooded with access from the 'ice age generation,' causing the server to physically melt within 3 seconds of launch.
