Apology Press Conference Turns into 'Festival': Front Row Cheers with Glow Sticks as Minister Performs Third Dogeza Bow Amid Endless 'Encore' Chants
In a bid to secure national revenue, newly introduced 'Apology Viewing Tickets' are being scalped at 50 times their face value. Inside the venue, virtual tips fly depending on the volume of tears shed, while the crowd breaks into rhythmic chants tailored to the excuses offered. After the event, long lines formed for limited-edition T-shirts printed with 'Sincerity,' and the overwhelming success has already prompted 'advance pre-orders' for the next political scandal.