Onigiri General Election Turns Into a Quagmire: Tuna-Mayo Camp Leaks Salmon's 'Pre-Processing' Photos, Lawsuit Ensues
Mysterious flyers claiming 'Sea Chicken is not a bird' covered the shelves, while the Salmon faction retaliated by accusing their rivals of 'concealing calories with mayonnaise.' Customers, exhausted by the negative campaigning, flocked to the 'Salt Rice Ball'—the only candidate free of political ideology. In an act of purchasing-as-peace-seeking, that specific corner of the shelf has been picked completely clean.
