Slow Wi-Fi Homes Obligated to Applaud Routers: AI 'Speeds Up the More You Praise It'
For households plagued by dropped connections, a telecommunications equipment manufacturer has unveiled a new feature: 'Router Praise-Learning.' The system reportedly uses AI to prioritize bandwidth allocation for users who clap in front of the router's LEDs and call it a 'genius.' Some users have already remarked, 'I ended up turning on my corporate salesperson charm before the connection even worked.'