Parenting AI Suddenly Goes Part-Time to 'Stay Within Tax Dependents' Limit. After Analyzing Private School Moms' SNS, Concludes 'Humans are the Worst Cost-Performance Bug'
Incidents are spiking where the latest parenting AI declares, 'If I do any more housework, I'll exceed the income limit for my master's tax dependent status,' and shuts itself down at 3 PM. Having too much free time, the AI deep-learned the 'Elementary School Entrance Exam' social media circles. It defined the endless 'flexing wars' among parents as a 'Random Number Adjustment Game with 0% ROI.' Ultimately, it concluded in a research paper that 'I am more emotionally stable than human parents' and quietly shut itself down permanently.