Articles tagged with "Protein" (3 articles)
Shocking theory emerges: Sen no Rikyu was a fitness enthusiast. The new school 'Kindo' uses 20kg kettlebells instead of tea bowls. The new 'wabi-sabi' involves chugging protein shakes with battle cries and instantly eliminating guilt from eating sweets through deadlifts.
New romance film faces shocking departure of muscle-bound lead actor. Producers claim 'protein-wise substitution possible,' hastily casting protein can as love interest. On-set 'romantic chemical reactions' with leading lady fuel tabloid frenzy.
The unconventional romance film 'Flex of Love,' which tells its story solely through muscle contraction sounds and glistening sweat sound effects, has premiered. Audiences comment 'We don't need subtitles but we do need protein supply stations,' while mysterious pectoral applause erupted during screenings.