Tag: Railway

Articles tagged with "Railway" (3 articles)

Too Thin and Falling Through Gaps: Popular Drug Sales Suspended — Railway Company 'Physically Impossible to Detect'

Too Thin and Falling Through Gaps: Popular Drug Sales Suspended — Railway Company 'Physically Impossible to Detect'

'It's not a side effect, it's a physics bug.' A sudden surge in cases where users of a popular diet drug are falling into and disappearing through train station platform gaps and drain covers. They are so thin that automatic doors don't react, leaving many users stranded in the city. As an emergency measure, the manufacturer has started recommending placing weights in clothing shoulder pads.

Translations: JA
Railway Company Sues Accident Photos as 'Piracy': 'Derailment Was Premium Members-Only Performance Art'

Railway Company Sues Accident Photos as 'Piracy': 'Derailment Was Premium Members-Only Performance Art'

Great Imperial Capital Railway filed a lawsuit on the 22nd against three passersby who posted photos of a derailment accident on social media, charging them with 'digital shoplifting' and 'copyright infringement.' The company claims 'the angle at which the cars piled up was meticulously calculated modern art (kinetic sculpture)' and plans to retroactively charge witness fees and photography licensing fees. They argue that even the arrival of rescue teams was 'staged for an emotional finale,' and that unauthorized posts constituted spoilers that damaged future attendance opportunities.

Translations: JA