Articles tagged with "Regulation" (3 articles)
AR glasses that transform a furious boss into a kitten. Since longer lectures meant more healing, employees began making mistakes on purpose, blissfully enduring endless scoldings. Yesterday the government declared the feature illegal for "severely undermining national productivity." The bosses, who were smiled at for no apparent reason, have already reached their mental breaking point.
The trump card for local revitalization, "Mammoth Meat Buns," was halted on the very first day of sales. According to the health department, mammoths do not fall under beef, pork, or poultry as defined by food sanitation law, and therefore "safety cannot be guaranteed due to unclassifiable meat." The town official is at a loss, saying, "I never imagined the law hadn't been updated since the Ice Age."
In response to the heat wave, the government has introduced a 'shade tax' as a new revenue source. Certified appraisers patrol residential gardens with photometers, grading shadows as 'Premium Oak' or 'Standard Maple'. Unregulated 'weed shadows' are already circulating on the black market, making tax-evading shade a social issue.