To Prevent Brain Drain, Clearing "Unfair Kusoge" Made Mandatory at Airport Border Control
"The mindset to accept bugs as intended specifications is the true Japanese identity." The government has added conquering brutally hard 1980s retro games as a departure requirement for young people. Those who throw their controllers in frustration over unfair hitboxes have their passports confiscated for "insufficient perseverance." Meanwhile, those who miraculously clear the game are deemed "too exceptionally skilled to handle domestically" and are promptly cast out of the country.