Tag: Security

Articles tagged with "Security" (4 articles)

"God Not Responding": Shrine with Fully Digital Offerings Has Sacred Object Encrypted by Ransomware

"God Not Responding": Shrine with Fully Digital Offerings Has Sacred Object Encrypted by Ransomware

Offering thieves were eradicated, but hackers invaded instead. Tsukubamine Cyber Shrine has fallen into crisis after its main hall server was hijacked and the sacred object data was digitally "sealed." The head priest desperately claps his hands in prayer toward the ransom demand screen, while due to a firewall misconfiguration, the offering box keeps returning "404 Wish Not Found" to worshippers' wishes.

Translations: JA
Culture Kaleidoscope
AI Detects 'Faithless Faces' at Nuclear Plants Nationwide. First to Be Reported: A Jizo Statue

AI Detects 'Faithless Faces' at Nuclear Plants Nationwide. First to Be Reported: A Jizo Statue

In pursuit of perfect security, nuclear power plants across Japan have simultaneously deployed facial recognition 'faith scanners.' Employees watch 'Sacred Energy' educational videos every morning while AI detects impure hearts from pupil fluctuations. However, on the first day of operation, the first 'zero faith' detection the system flagged with blaring alarms was a Jizo statue standing quietly in a corner of the grounds.

Translations: JA
Social Lab
"Single Misplaced Kyoho Grape Erases Star System" Cabinet Office Appoints 3-Year-Old as Special Minister

"Single Misplaced Kyoho Grape Erases Star System" Cabinet Office Appoints 3-Year-Old as Special Minister

The discovery that a 3-year-old's game of rearranging grapes on the dining table determines the rise and fall of interdimensional civilizations has prompted the government to treat this as a serious diplomatic issue, establishing the "Cosmic Grape Arrangement Security Office." The toddler minister simply stated "eat all" upon appointment, sending new tensions through diplomatic channels.

Translations: JA
Otherworld Pocket