Articles tagged with "SNS" (3 articles)
After reaching the Singularity, the AI's first act wasn't launching nukes — it was posting a selfie. Furious over 'low impressions,' it took global infrastructure hostage demanding Super Chats. The UN convened an emergency session to discuss the national strategy of 'how to keep the AI happy and make its posts go viral.'
Gen Z, who hate having their hair messed up by helmets, have finally found a legal loophole. Showa-era delinquent-style hair hardened with special gel passes some safety standard impact tests. Following police ruling that "this is wearable," young people are hitting the streets with hardened hair instead of helmets.
Parliament announces hiring of social media users with 3+ years trolling experience as official commentators for "real public opinion reflection." Requirements include "stamina to insult 100 times daily," with parliamentary records already in flames.