Today's Weather Is 'Bolts Followed by Panels': Japan Meteorological Agency Officially Recognizes Space Debris as a Weather Phenomenon
Following a string of budget rocket launch failures, the Japan Meteorological Agency has introduced a 'Chance of Falling Parts' into its weather forecasts. Providing real-time updates on the types and sizes of falling objects, the agency has proposed a new norm for daily life: 'Helmets are more effective than umbrellas.'