Mass Arrest of 'Zero-Conflict' Couples: AI Deems Marriages Sham After Dinner Decisions Proved 'Too Fast'
A ring of 'business marriage' practitioners who cohabitated solely to split rent has been busted. Despite having a perfect backstory of how they met, they were exposed after smart home microphones failed to detect a single 'he said, she said' argument. The fact that their dinner-planning process was smoother than a cabinet decision paradoxically served as the smoking gun for their lack of humanity—and the absence of love.