"Muscle Is a Waste of Oxygen": Wealthy Elites Flock to "Reverse Fitness" Gyms as Inability to Walk Becomes the Ultimate Status Symbol
With the rise of commercial space travel, muscle has been demoted to "fuel-guzzling baggage." Dumbbells have vanished from gyms, replaced by booming "muscle catabolism courses" where members simply lie flat. Frailty so severe that one stumbles on Earth now serves as proof of the "winners" freed from the curse of gravity.