Articles tagged with "Sustainability" (3 articles)
A professional gamer who became one with his gaming chair due to an extremely sedentary playstyle has announced he has acquired the ability to photosynthesize through moss growing on his back. The team owner proudly stated, "He also produces oxygen. He's the ultimate eco-friendly player and the savior of our finances."
Manufacturers challenge the notion of 'crying over smartphone addiction.' The new device converts user tears into battery power through electrolytes, earning rave reviews from heartbroken souls and exam-stressed students calling it 'infinite energy.'
After paper straws comes the 'edible metal straw.' The manufacturer boasts it's both iron-replenishing and eco-friendly, but buyers flood reviews with 'metal taste overpowers coffee' and 'nutrition minus due to tooth loss.'