New Gym Discipline 'Speakerphone Running': MLB Hopefuls Chant 'Tax Rollback' Between Breaths
Ear muscle soreness within ten seconds of entering. 'Speakerphone running' has swept Tokyo gyms as discount bargaining echoes across treadmills. Aspiring Major Leaguers shout 'Repeal the Consumption Tax' in place of breathing, while silence has become a paid monthly add-on.