Night-Fishing Solar Panel 'Night Solar X' Selling Like Hotcakes: Generating Power by Blasting Floodlights Praised as 'The Ultimate Self-Generation'
In response to the contradictory demand of 'wanting to use renewable energy even at night,' a startup manufacturer developed a product based on the answer, 'It works if you shine a powerful light on it.' Anglers bring high-capacity batteries to the docks and frantically illuminate the panels to generate electricity. They are smugly satisfied, calling it 'local energy production for local consumption,' while the laws of physics weep in silence.