Film So Boring It Sparked a '2 Hours of Life Stolen' Lawsuit — Director Weeps in Bereaved Family Apology for 1-Star Movie
A highly anticipated blockbuster was so mind-numbingly dull that audiences filed a class-action lawsuit claiming it 'robbed them of 2 hours of their lifespan.' Outside the theater, victims clutching their ticket stubs collapsed en masse, their souls visibly drained. In response, the director held a tearful 'bereaved family apology' to the viewers' relatives, saying 'I killed your loved ones' precious day off.' The stolen time is expected to be repaid through daily installments deducted from the director's own remaining lifespan.