Tooth Fairy Goes Gig Economy: Baby Teeth Now Assessed as 'Deliverables' with S-F Rankings, Low-Grade Teeth Returned Cash-on-Delivery
In response to inflation, the Tooth Fairy Guild completely overhauls its compensation system. Under-pillow coins are abolished, replaced by an AI performance-based system that evaluates teeth based on 'dramatic loss circumstances' and 'parental social media engagement rates.' While high-scoring teeth are minted as NFTs, F-rank teeth are returned cash-on-delivery with 'improvement feedback.'