Pro Baseball Mandates Pre-Pitch 'Mie' Poses: Era Where 10 Seconds of Stillness Beats 100 mph Fastballs
All teams fire pitching coaches, hire Living National Treasure Kabuki actors instead. Batters forget their bats and applaud the new pitching style featuring imposing stances and fierce glares on the mound. Shouts of 'Yamatoya!' echo from the stands as baseball finally becomes a comprehensive art form.
