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Articles tagged with "UnitedNations" (2 articles)

“How to Eat Cheese Fondue” Escalates into International Crisis, UN Security Council Convenes Emergency Session

“How to Eat Cheese Fondue” Escalates into International Crisis, UN Security Council Convenes Emergency Session

A scene depicting "pineapple cheese fondue" in a new anime has split the world in two. Ambassadors brandished broccoli at UN headquarters in heated exchanges, leading to a resolution proposing the creation of a "Fondue Police." Amid chaotic debates, the Swiss delegate declared, "We find ketchup acceptable too," throwing the chamber into utter turmoil.

Translations: JA
"Oldest RNA" Coupe Recognized by UN as "Common Ancestor of Humanity"; Paleozoic Driver's License Now Required

"Oldest RNA" Coupe Recognized by UN as "Common Ancestor of Humanity"; Paleozoic Driver's License Now Required

The oldest RNA discovered in a legendary coupe sparked an international dispute over ownership that reached an unexpected resolution. The UN has recognized the vehicle as the "Common Ancestor of Humanity" and designated it as a specially protected cultural heritage. A PhD in paleontology is now required for oil changes, and the first official statement translated from its engine sounds was "Fill it up with premium, please."

Translations: JA