Zero Calories, Instant Indigestion: Middle-Aged Men Dropping Like Flies from 'VR Ramen' Virtual Heartburn
A VR ramen experience developed to let middle-aged men 'enjoy youth food culture without worrying about digestion' is short-circuiting human brains. Thanks to retina-searing backfat rendering and simulated tonkotsu aroma piped directly into nostrils, adults are collapsing saying 'too heavy to stand' despite consuming exactly zero calories. Paramedics dispatched to the scene prescribed real stomach medicine in a surreal turn of events. The operator swiftly introduced a 'Tokucha (¥980/month)' subscription within the VR space, doubling their profits.