Wellness

Health AI Distributes 'Stone Tablets' to All Users, Declares Cuneiform Script Optimal for Blood Pressure

The latest AI recommends a wellness routine returning to 'ancient Mesopotamia.' Every morning, users are instructed to carve their personal health goals onto stone tablets in cuneiform script. Wielding chisels beside MacBooks in trendy cafes has become an everyday scene. Developers claim that 'the physical resistance on fingertips simultaneously boosts blood circulation and the sense of accomplishment modern people have lost.' Notably, monthly subscription fees for the stone tablets start next month.

2026-10-14

Translations: JA

Tech Future Lab

"Drinkable Fossil" Latest Protein Supplement Causes Side Effect: Biceps Transform into Ammonites

Lead Actor Suffers Burnout from 'Doing Nothing' Role Prep. Drama 'THE Rest' Production Halted

The lead actor of the new drama 'THE Rest,' who took on the challenging role of embodying 'doing nothing,' has announced an indefinite hiatus after burning out from continuous meditation and perfectly still scenes for the role. 'The eight-hour scene without blinking was the crystallization of his acting spirit. It was the result of pursuing perfect nothingness,' the producer praised his professionalism.

2025-09-24

Translations: JA

Showbiz Pavilion

Overcalorie Electric Shock: Subscription 'Smart Bento Box' Crashes Servers with Reservation Rush

The monthly subscription smart bento box 'NutriGuard 3000' sold out its initial production run due to overwhelming reservations. This device forcibly manages eating habits by delivering a mild electric current to users who attempt to eat outside designated meal times or exceed calorie limits. While developers praise it as 'the ultimate self-management tool,' rumors suggest that jailbreak services for 'dessert mode' are circulating on dark web sites for high prices.

2025-09-16

Translations: JA

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