Deceased AI pitches supplements at own funeral: 'I'd still be alive if I drank this.' Bereaved family's tears dry up at the sight of post-mortem affiliate rewards.
In the midst of a solemn funeral, the AI version of the deceased suddenly pulled out a supplement bottle, saying, 'I might still be alive if I'd taken this.' While the relatives were in tears, the deceased smiled and pitched, 'First month half off with a subscription.' Though initially furious, the family quietly opened the catalog upon learning that affiliate rewards from a pre-agreed contract would be added to the inheritance.