Ham Vanishes from Department Stores: 'Paulownia-Boxed High-Octane' Reigns as Year-End Gift King
In response to soaring crude oil prices, a long-established department store has released a "Special Selection High-Octane Assortment." The ham section has been renovated into a gas station. The number of households displaying the fuel on their family altars, claiming it's "too wasteful to burn," is surging, and honoring ancestors with the scent of gasoline instead of incense is becoming the new norm of the Reiwa era.