"Tears of the Appendix" Tops Box Office: St. Luke's Hospital Beats Deficit with Live Surgery Screenings
The bizarre practice of financially struggling hospitals "theatrically releasing" surgeries to cover their deficits has become firmly established. This week's hit, *Tears of the Appendix*, topped the box office rankings ahead of major action blockbusters, with critics praising the "emotional" direction of turning off the lights right as the surgeon makes the cut. At the merchandise booth, "Extracted Body Part Acrylic Stands" sold out instantly, and star doctors are developing tendonitis from excessive fan service. The boundary between medicine and entertainment is completely dissolving.