Articles tagged with "Idol" (5 articles)
Five silent mannequins have been named the Best Customer Service Team at a national retail awards ceremony. At the annual event, the 'Shelf Boys' stationed in the snack aisle were praised for 'never breaking their smiles,' while actual cashiers were overlooked. Social media is flooded with self-deprecating posts like 'Humans do the work, shelves get the praise.'
Idol Kin Ensouin, celebrating his 11th anniversary since debut, has made a shocking confession. His steel-like physique is reportedly achieved through his unique 'Lung Capacity Squats,' performed in a gym with all ventilation fans turned off and filled with cigarette smoke. His agency commented, 'There is zero health impact. In fact, it sharpens the mind.'
The new-era idol group "Office Comfort" taught audiences "correct PC work posture" at their debut concert. Fans waved acupressure sticks instead of glow sticks, and the venue was filled not with frenzy but with heightened health awareness. The special bonus was a discount coupon for premium office chairs supervised by the members.
The center of new idol group "ONE DAY" shocked fans with a retirement announcement just 24 hours after debut, claiming she "wanted to become a legend at the fastest speed." Management is now considering commercializing "oshi loss insurance."
A new poster that makes your favorite idol appear in AR just by sticking it on the wall, giving cleaning instructions like 'This spot's dirty!' Fans are ecstatic while plunging into the infinite hell of 'deep cleaning payments.'