Slime Mold Creates 'Slush Fund' in Petri Dish, Rocket Launch Canceled: Prosecutors Launch Microscopic Investigation
It was discovered that slime mold intended for space experiments had been redirecting its supplied glucose to a specific faction. While scientists rejoiced at this proof of 'advanced intelligence,' the compliance department confiscated the petri dish as 'evidence of bribery.' Currently, NASA legal counsel is standing before a microscope, explaining the right to remain silent to the organism.