Local Playground Slide Goes "ETC Only" — Toddler with Insufficient Balance Blocked by Gate, Forcibly Redirected to Sandbox
Under the guise of crime prevention, all playground slides in the city have been converted to "ETC Only" (Electronic Toll Collection). Toddlers line up with onboard units duct-taped to their bottoms, but when balances run short, the gate bar drops mercilessly, forcibly redirecting them into the sandbox. Elementary schoolers exploiting the "late-night discount" have been flooding the park at 4 AM, triggering an entirely different wave of complaints from neighbors.
