International Space Station Fully Fitted with Tatami Mats: Tabi Socks Now Mandatory for Spacewalks
The International Space Station (ISS) has announced the "Zen Project," aimed at the crew's mental stability. All compartments have been renovated with tatami mats, and wearing tabi socks is now mandatory during spacewalks. Desperate pleas have leaked from the crew, with astronauts lamenting, "Cleaning space debris trapped in the tatami weave is grueling," and "Tabi have zero grip—the safety tether is our only lifeline."