Tag: Unconscious

Articles tagged with "Unconscious" (2 articles)

Protein Thief Identified by DNA Test as 'Himself.' Fear of Muscle Breakdown Drove Unconscious Late-Night Shakes

Protein Thief Identified by DNA Test as 'Himself.' Fear of Muscle Breakdown Drove Unconscious Late-Night Shakes

'Someone keeps stealing my powder.' After a furious bodybuilder's complaint, the gym ran a DNA test on his shaker — and the saliva belonged entirely to the victim himself. His terror of overnight muscle catabolism was so extreme that even while his brain slept, his muscles rose on their own to mix and chug protein in the dead of night. A fingerprint-locked protein vault is now flying off the shelves to prevent this 'muscular mutiny.'

Translations: JA
Muscle Arena
Candidate with Zero Votes "I Voted for Myself": Security Camera Captures 'Unconscious Blank Ballot'

Candidate with Zero Votes "I Voted for Myself": Security Camera Captures 'Unconscious Blank Ballot'

A strange phenomenon occurred in a recent local election where a candidate's vote, who claimed "I definitely wrote my name," disappeared. Suspecting election fraud, police analyzed footage from the polling station and confirmed that the candidate was overcome by severe loss of confidence at the voting booth and, worrying too much about the country, unconsciously cast a blank ballot. Furthermore, the investigation concluded that family votes were also likely due to "hands moving on their own to choose a blank ballot."

Translations: JA
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