Tag: Wagyu

Articles tagged with "Wagyu" (2 articles)

"It's an Insult to Melt": Wagyu Union Enraged, Sues Food Reporter for "Violation of Mastication Rights"

"It's an Insult to Melt": Wagyu Union Enraged, Sues Food Reporter for "Violation of Mastication Rights"

"We are proud masses of muscle fiber, not ice cream." The statement from the Wagyu Union has sent shockwaves through television stations. In a public verification, a celebrity attempted to swallow meat without chewing as claimed, but nearly choked and issued a declaration of defeat. As a condition of settlement, he is now required to provide physically accurate commentary: "After moderate elasticity, it mixed with saliva and descended into the esophagus."

Translations: JA
Showbiz Pavilion
Executives Suspected of Disappearance Amid Bridge Crack Neglect: Company Claims "Not Fleeing, Just Emergency Mental Care with A5 Rank Wagyu Beef"

Executives Suspected of Disappearance Amid Bridge Crack Neglect: Company Claims "Not Fleeing, Just Emergency Mental Care with A5 Rank Wagyu Beef"

Executives of a construction company who disappeared from a site at risk of collapse held a press conference three days later with greasy faces. They justified their stay at a high-end yakiniku restaurant as "protein-focused replenishment to maintain high-level judgment," claiming "radio interference in the private underground room" caused the loss of contact. It was also revealed that they expensed 400,000 yen worth of additional special premium kalbi as "bridge pier reinforcement materials."

Translations: JA
Money Maze