Tag: Blackcompany

Articles tagged with "Blackcompany" (6 articles)

Paying Admission to Fight for 'Overtime': Memberships for Reverse-Employment Theme Park Sell Out Instantly

Paying Admission to Fight for 'Overtime': Memberships for Reverse-Employment Theme Park Sell Out Instantly

"Labor is the ultimate entertainment." Elderly customers are flooding in, paying admission fees to bid on 30-minute shifts at a convenience store cash register. The "unreasonable complaint handling" option is the most popular, and the situation has escalated to the point where actual 'black companies' have filed a complaint with the Fair Trade Commission, claiming that their 'customers' have been stolen.

Translations: JA
Daily Surprise
Drug Cartels Go Full EV: "Organizations That Can't Decarbonize Will Perish"

Drug Cartels Go Full EV: "Organizations That Can't Decarbonize Will Perish"

“Polluting the Earth with exhaust fumes is beneath even the lowest villain.” A show where exclusive mechanics for a massive cartel convert smuggling vehicles into state-of-the-art EVs is becoming a global hit. Thanks to silent motors, midnight turf wars are now noiseless affairs that respect the neighbors. Watching them passionately discuss “Sustainable Hustling” in front of bulletproof doors made from recycled materials, viewers are raving, “They're more dedicated to ESG than my own CEO.”

Translations: JA
Culture Kaleidoscope
New Olympic Event 'Resignation Proxy': Japan Takes Gold with 'Same-Day Exit, Full Paid Leave Consumed'

New Olympic Event 'Resignation Proxy': Japan Takes Gold with 'Same-Day Exit, Full Paid Leave Consumed'

The team final of the newly established exhibition event 'Resignation Proxy' at the Milan-Cortina d'Ampezzo Winter Olympics was held on the 13th, with Japan's representative team 'Team JAPAN Backure' winning the gold medal. In this event where teams compete to extract a client from a simulated black company unscathed, Japan showcased a brilliant technique of neutralizing the boss's intimidation with a single 'content-certified mail' strike. The moment they shipped the company laptop via 'cash on delivery' and silently left the work LINE group chat, the venue was enveloped in a moving silence.

Translations: JA
Social Lab
"Going Paperless" Finally Reaches Fecal Tests. Company Mandates Mid-Air Catch for All Employees

"Going Paperless" Finally Reaches Fecal Tests. Company Mandates Mid-Air Catch for All Employees

A company's paperless initiative has finally reached the health checkup stool sample. A certain firm abolished the stool collection sheet entirely, citing "environmental consideration." All employees are now required to perform a "direct collection" by catching the specimen mid-air before it hits the water. Those who fail and let it splash down must pay for a retest out of pocket. As anguished screams echo from restrooms every morning, the CEO beams with pride, calling it "the ultimate SDGs."

Translations: JA
Money Maze
Extradimensional CEO Announces '100% Isekai Reincarnation Truck', Compliance Dept Outraged: 'Magic Circles Violate Traffic Laws'

Extradimensional CEO Announces '100% Isekai Reincarnation Truck', Compliance Dept Outraged: 'Magic Circles Violate Traffic Laws'

A new CEO seconded from another dimension to a major automaker has announced a new truck that guarantees Isekai (another world) reincarnation just by riding and crashing it. The Compliance Department strongly opposed the specification where a magic circle deploys instead of an airbag upon collision, stating it 'completely ignores physical safety standards.' Meanwhile, pre-orders from exhausted corporate workers flooded in, but rumors spread that the occupational requirements for reincarnation include 'Excel macro creation skills mandatory,' causing the customer service center to burst into flames.

Translations: JA
Otherworld Pocket
Rookie AD Devours Boss; Labor Standards Office Rules It 'Meal Break Accident' - Dark Clouds Over TV Industry's 'Summoning Recruitment'

Rookie AD Devours Boss; Labor Standards Office Rules It 'Meal Break Accident' - Dark Clouds Over TV Industry's 'Summoning Recruitment'

Facing severe labor shortages, TV stations have begun 'summoning recruitment' from the Demon Realm. While Demon Realm ADs work 24 hours without sleep or rest, a side effect of attacking bosses when hungry has been discovered. As a preventative measure, the station mandated managers carry 'Emergency Escape Holy Water,' but recommends using tap water to cut costs.

Translations: JA
Otherworld Pocket