Customer Service Abolishes "Apologies" and Mandates "Muscle Poses" for Physical Conflict Resolution
As the ultimate weapon against customer harassment, call centers have replaced their staff with bodybuilders. An "intimidation response" has been standardized, where operators shout back "You're cut!" to unreasonable demands and twitch their pectoral muscles over video calls. This approach of communicating through muscles rather than words has somehow been misunderstood as "profoundly sincere," physically driving up customer satisfaction.